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nettosan:

backsack:

cipheramnesia:

allergydyke:

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I’ll reblog that

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astronomical-bagel:

captain-snark:

onceuponamirror:

anthony-mcpartlin:

sethgetrecked:

nicolauda:

stream:

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation:
Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

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ythok:

bi-times-two:

kalianos:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

liquid-geodes:

an-enigmatic-mind:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Me, reading this whole post:

NOW it’s you

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keepcalmandcarriefischer:

icarus-suraki:

averruncusho:

fangirltothefullest:

queerbioengineer:

atinyqueersystem:

nikaalexandra:

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

THIS IS TUMBLR

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videogomez:

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queer-human-being:

builtfjordtuff:

one-pearl-point:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

Omg these little bean finally got their package and I’m fucking crying

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bisexual-nightwing:

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thatgirlonstage:

willowcrowned:

phoenixyfriend:

willowcrowned:

time travel fics where it’s Luke and/or Leia who goes back to the prequels as opposed to prequels characters going back to the prequels are incredibly funny because instead of emotional tension you could cut with a knife and horrible grief overlaying every action it’s just one (or two) ridiculously powerful people running around with absolutely no idea what’s going besides (a) that the chancellor everybody loves is pure evil and plotting the downfall of the republic and (b) that their dad (with whom they have a VERY complex relationship) is, at best, old enough to be barely out of space college. who needs complex and carefully rendered plans based on a million different remembered factors when you can have one of the space twins seeing Palpatine and trying to kill him with their illegal laser sword on sight

Leia: That’s a Sith Lord.

Mace: That’s the Chancellor.

Leia: He’s a Sith. He’s ready to blow up entirely planets for the fun of it as soon as he’s got the weapon built. I can prove it.

Obi-Wan: And how do you plan on doing that?

Leia: Hm…

[five minutes later, when nobody’s close enough to tackle her]

Leia, her laser sword in one hand and a blaster in the other: HEY SIDIOUS

Yoda: Taken our eyes off her, we should not have.

Leia, cocking her gunsaber: Diplomacy is for people who didn’t blow up my planet

@thefancytomato ask and ye shall receive

au contraire my friend

the order of the red and blue implies that leia kills him after she loses the gun. this has me thinking of the prequel cast having some epic quest to stop her from killing palpatine and when they finally get the gun she just strangles him

If Leia and Chopper were set loose on the empire, it would be a one page story at best

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christopher-bryant:

pinene:

pinene:

pinene:

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It’s $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

So now we’re shaming men for owning sex toys?